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David Blaine asked the internet to ask him anything. They did. A lot of them did. So he answered as many as he could. That meant a lot of one to five word answers. Below is a round-up of our favorites.

wickensworth
Thanks for doing this AMA. What do you think about “spirtual mediums” like John Edward and the Long Island Medium?
Do you believe in their supernatural chichat? If not, do you think “spirtual mediums” are doing a disserve to the public by lying to guilable people and profitting from their loved ones’ memories?

db
barnum effect

katzepolieren
Do you own a juicer?

db: yes

DayumNatureUScary
Why do you hate capital letters?

db
NOT A GOOD TYPER

Philip_Marlowe
GOB?

db:
3,000 dollar suit

stevenseagulls
Favorite movie between The Prestige or The Illusionist?

db
the illusionist

Dangd42
What did you think of the South Park episode about you? You gonna start a cult anytime soon? If so where can I sign up?

db:
Twaaaa

rescuedlotion
What has been your favorite crowd reaction to one of your tricks/stunts?

db:
a girl peed her pants

  • http://iTricks.com/news JustinRYoung

    George Oscar Bluth. From Arrested Development.

    The name was meant to parody Florida Governor John Ellis Bush who went by the name Jeb.

  • SNOW

    I don’t know…imo, these are not only dumb questions, but dumb answers. #Hal made me say it ;-)

  • HAL

    Well, dumb and Bush are about the same. IMO, George may be the dumbest ba$tard on the planet. Jeb ain’t far behind.