Are you as good a person as you can be? Are you mean to your mom? Are you a lazy layabout with no real motivation?

There is only one solution to your problems: a fake zombie apocalypse.

This is the core theme behind Derren Brown’s new special premiering October 26th at 9 p.m. UK time on Channel 4.

  • HAL

    Is there a “Most ridiculous” category in the ‘Guiness Book’? I suppose this is a total stranger also? Suppose he chooses somebody who’s attempted suicide 3 times already, or has a heart condition, etc. How much of this nonsense do we need to be entertained? Excuse me, have to get back to my psychic reading.

    Am I as good as I can be, mean to my Mom, a lazy layabout with no motivation? No, I’m just another stooge.

  • Alex Linian

    Great stuff from Derren, as always.

  • SNOW

    Once Upon A Time you were a fan of Derren Brown if I recall correctly. He’s always done the same as CA in regards to ‘TV magic’…so, why dislike him now and not then? And…regarding stooges, are they not a staple in the stage performance world as well? I’ve always thought ‘you’ were a stooge of some sort lol. I’ve been known to be wrong 1% of the time though.

  • HAL

    @DVCPRO:disqus I was never a Derren Brown fan. He’s very convincing, but just another do things that are impossible con man. He’s been caught, and will be again. It’s a real shame that magic has become what it is. They should come up with another name for this stupidity.

  • SNOW

    I recall us breaking down episodes and you telling me to watch the Darren Brown horse race episode. I don’t remember why now. But, I don’t recall you ever being critical of him.

  • EGSEGS

    You certainly are. Nice that you finally admitted it, chump!

  • EGSEGS

    Perhaps we could call it “HAL”? No wait, that’s the name we use for another form of stupidity!

  • EGSEGS

    Who says he was told what would happen if you saw the show, you’d know a subject is selected from hundreds of applicants, who have been told they are applying to be on Derren’s show, but given no details. After all the required documents and permission forms have been filled out and signed, the subjects are told “don’t call us, we’ll call you.” In this case, Derren selected a subject and then worked in collaboration with the man’s family, where he naturally would have been privy to knowledge of health matters, etc. Watch the show on line before running off with your moronic rants! You act like a know-it-all kindergartner, then cry and piss and moan! Just STFU, you putz! Nobody cares about the crap you whine about anyways!