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How to Talk Yourself Out of a Traffic Ticket by Penn Jillette

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To be a cop that pulls over the larger, louder half of Penn & Teller. In this clip from Penn’s Sunday School our host describes being pulled over by a Las Vegas police officer for a traffic violation.

His opening line: “Pardon me sir, do you keep a diary?”

And it only gets kookier from there.

Seriously, anyone who executes the Penn Jillette method of ticket avoidance gets 15 cool points in our book.

Posted by Editor on Monday, March 26th, 2012 at 10:44 am.

  • Roccomagicman

    lol! anybody else that would have the balls to do this would get tazed in the face!
    well im off to buy an eletrice car!
    pann is king and thats that!

  • Chezaday

    Is Penn awesome or what?  I’m glad his show is back on the Internet … I highly recommend subscribing to the show.  Best of all .. it’s free!

  • http://www.nopointstraffictickets.com/ Speeding tickets Toronto

    This would be the funniest way to avoid getting a ticket but Penn is only one so I don’t think this could work for any of us. 
    I’m sure that cop went home after Penn was gone because he forgot his diary and didn’t wanted to forget this unique experience.
    My dilemma is if we should really use this technique to avoid a speeding ticket because other cops could get angry and that’s not recommended:)